A Passive Aggressive Cake Topper

I know a few women that have been with their partner's for a really long time, but don't yet have a ring on their finger. Some are fine with the status quo, some don't want to get married anyway, some get roaringly drunk at other people's weddings and say things like 'it's ok, i've accepted this will never happen for me' - one single tear making tracks on their cheek, as their would-be-groom asks other chaps nearby when they plan on making 'honest women' of their own girlfriend's. It's as awkward as it sounds.

For those brides out there that have had this long time to wait, I have found the perfect cake topper...

Nothing like making a passive aggressive point on your big day, amirite? How very British  😉